See You Later, Nemesis

Nemesis almost made me hate rollercoasters. As far as openings to love letters go, that sure wouldn’t get me a second date. But honestly, the first time I rode this beast, I began to think that maybe rollercoasters were too much for me. I exited that first ride shaking, clinging to the handrail for support, […]

Goodbye Duel

Today is the 6th of September, which – if this mysterious sign is to be believed – marks the end of one of Alton Towers’ most iconic attractions, Duel: The Haunted House Strikes Back. I’m no Alton Towers historian. Before getting my first Merlin Annual Pass back in 2020 (and consequently falling head-first in love […]